Simone Alves Da Silva

Another motivation for the text came after attending for the television the speeches of ownership of the president Dilma Rousseff. I decided to transform this my text into promises for this year that it initiates. They say that it does not have nothing the one that you if do not accustom, but I do not believe this, therefore always I was be opposed. The world is bo, Sebastio! it is made of ideas. I promise to wake up more made use, all day. I promise to be more in mine, with my good taste.

It exactly does not advance to complain. I promise to be well more than with the life. I promise not to create problems. I promise not to take compressed. I promise not to bind for the doctor. I promise to respect color, creed and social classroom. I promise to buy little, to consume little.

Tips For Comedians

Funny things are always to happen and of certainty that in this exacto moment is to happen some thing close to itself for which you can point and give outbursts of laughter. Example: You and its woman of are shaken for the work and its woman only made a chvena of coffee that supposedly was for same itself, and while it goes to search the luggage to shake for the work, you steal to it chvena and run for the car. She did not go to be nothing funny for its woman but certainly that if she stows somebody to attend this event, this person if would have been satiated to laugh. Another example is when the things are not to run as well as you thought and have that to move of tone. If you are not convinced, visit James H. Billington. It has that to obtain to think quickly. Example: If one any rapariga or woman says ‘ to it; ‘ I not taste of people feias’ ‘ you can say ‘ ‘ Well, I normally also not but in yours case decided to open one excepo’ ‘. If that type of who you do not like nothing you say something to it as ‘ ‘ You are one failed, when he is that aprendes’ ‘ its reply it can be ‘ ‘ When your mother already will have finished to teach to me! ‘ ‘ These ideas can be a little rude of more but this examples are alone. If to attend with attention some shows televising of ‘ ‘ Stand up’ ‘ probably it will go to repair that the comedians obtain to create jokes very quickly and with style.

To be funny it has that to be open the new ideals and has that to be capable to see them of different forms. As soon as to start to make jokes goes to see that the ideas go to it to start to appear. Many funny people come the news to see what regularly she is that the celebrities had made of this time In Portugal she is possible to take off 40 or 50 jokes alone of the section politics of the telejornal. Any person can be funny, one more than others (I am of the others), but any one obtains! If this will not have nothing to see with what you walked to the search and the only thing that it intends is to laugh a bit, visits fotosengracadas.